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she makes me w e a k [19 Nov 2003|12:43am]
[ mood | restless ]
[ music | american hi-fi - flavor of the weak ]

so, i made a little promise to come online more often, and i haven't. oops. sorry Brian. maybe you'll still love me. that is, if you deemed me lovable to begin with. let's shoot for AIM fun tomorrow, okay? this time, i swear on Clutch's manhood. :-D

no news yet on when we plan to tour the USA again, but we had a show last week, or last Friday, i should say, in North Carolina at the Women Who Rock showcase. that was nifty... we had one of the later slots to play, but there was still a rowdy crowd there to take in all the chick punk that we could muster. usually i'd say that we were tired, so the show sucked, but we'd been resting up for this one for i'd say a few months. i only wish i'd seen more friendly faces in the audience.

you know, sometimes i wish i was a spanish dancer... but then i look in the mirror and realize that i'm just a lanky canadian redhead. it'd never work.

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[28 Oct 2003|10:35pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | death cab for cutie - president of what ]

that song's actually a lie, you know. i'm really listening to konstantine by soco, but i heard that a few entries ago, and repeating yourself is so passe. i can't believe i just used the word passe. i'm canadian, swear on the maple leaf. EH.
my eyelids feel heavy, but it's still too early for me to hit the sack. no. i refuse. talk aimlessly, claire. make a fool out of yourself and make an entry that most people will reguard as friends page litter. that's right punk, litter. whatcha gonna do about it, fine me?
last month, the girls and i ran over to the uk for a few weeks to record some new demos... there are some rumors about a new tour coming up, probably in the united states, but we'll see where that goes. watch out, america: here comes tuuli, straight on your television screen.

you'll love us. you love me. i know it.

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she's not just another whore <3 [07 Oct 2003|02:21pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | misfits - scream ]

i think i made dying a trend. [info]clutch_ needs to come back and keep me company, or maybe even give me another skateboarding lesson. i didn't fare too well the first time. even after i fell on the cold hard concrete him time after time, he insisted that i wasn't hopeless. that boy's a nonsensical wonder, especially when he's covered from head to foot in black and blues. hrm. you know, the more i think about it, the more groovily and ruggedly handsome i remember him being. note to self: require more lessons. i am a customer who's extraoridnarily extraordinarily hard to please, and i was promised satisfaction. i think that works.

alright. time to clean up the buddylist.

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[04 Sep 2003|10:23pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | brand new - the boy who blocked his own shot ]

i don't care what anyone says: i'm marrying those boys on "queer eye for the straight guy".

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fgjksngkjlsnmgkljsgklsg [02 Sep 2003|10:51am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | anything but T.A.T.U. ]

why the fuck am i up now? i should be sleeping like any other normal rock chick. yeah, don't they sleep until at least twelve?
we're still on break from touring. idle hands are the devil. i guess it all works out since i'm the self-proclaimed bass devil diva. uhm. more to this senseless update. according to coolgrrrls.com, i'm number seventeen in the top twenty-five women in rock. i think there must have been a miscount or something, because somehow [info]jenny_mac_isaac was only number twenty-two. hello, she sings and i don't, which automatically makes her at least five slots above me. maybe more.

in other news, i've finally updated my friends list for the first time in 89797987856424 years. now [info]chazbennington can stop complaining. did i even get the username right? oh, and i'm swearing off men. bye.

edit: i must have been at least 85% still asleep because i just went to reread my entry and WOW can we say an english teacher's worst nightmare?

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[25 Aug 2003|12:19am]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | something corporate - konstantine ]

oooh. so, he's gay.

i guess that explains a lot. :-/

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hello, ______. how are you today? [21 Aug 2003|08:00pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]
[ music | the used - a box full of sharp objects ]

i guess since half of my demandee's are back in action, i can supply at least a half assed entry. this is the part where you all jump around like teenies screaming, "CLAIRE, CLAIRE, WE LOVE YOU! HAVE MY BABIES!"

so, i read that there's this thing called the anger_rehab awards or something like that. haha, i'd nominate people, but i don't think i know enough, and the answers i would put down would be a little biased. oops. maybe i'll vote when the time comes because narrow selections make the decision-making process so much easier.
so, warped tour ended about two weeks ago. the tenth, or something like that? anyway, afterwards i kinda got kicked out of the simple plan bus and had to run home to my native canada (*insert gratuituous "EH" sound here*). it's nice. not much has changed, and we're SARS free! :-D but now, guess who's back to being bored again? fuck, i need some better friends.

where are [info]bif_naked_, [info]colette_trudeau, and for the love of god, [info]jenny_mac_isaac?!

p.s. apparently i'm spending the rest of my life inside the stomach of a heifer. damn cow. oh well, miss me. bye.

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[17 Aug 2003|10:37pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | smile empty soul - this is war ]

can i hate you yet? >:o!

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why are all their songs so depressing? [07 Aug 2003|11:50pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | simple plan - one day ]

hi. who are you, and what have you done with [info]jenny_mac_isaac and [info]sebxlefebvre?

i'd like them both back, please... and until they're returned, i'm not supplying you with a decent entry. don't like it? blow me.

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here i thought i was special. [31 Jul 2003|08:48pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]
[ music | good charlotte - walk by ]

since my AIM just died on me again, i think it's a prime time for another slice of Claire heaven. or rather, the life of Claire, 'cause wherever i am right now, it sure feels more like hell than anywhere else. psht, white fluffy clouds and harps my ass.
i'm still here on Warped. i'm starting to forget why, because [info]sebxlefebvre keeps breaking my heart by flirting with all the teenies. sob. and here i went and watched that Pepsi Smash thing just to see his hot ass. might i mention that it's much better in the flesh?
i spoke to [info]johanna_asplund today for about .5 seconds before AIM kicked me off in its evil loser fashion. damn Groban's must have spread. she did offer me a rusty switchblade knife to use on the victim of my choice and her skills as a counselor. really, does something not match up there? rusty switchblade, counselling services, rusty switchblade, counselling services. hrm. this is where i put on my psychologist hat and say, "hmm, very interesting!"

i need sex, but it doesn't look like i'm going to get any before the nights' over at this rate. if anyone needs me, i'll be sitting by myself in the Simple Plan bus, "borrowing" [info]pierrexbouvier's copy of the Rocky Horror Picture show. i mean, huh?

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why the hell is no one ever on when i am? [28 Jul 2003|04:41pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | newfound glory - something i call personality ]

i hate it when i make promises, because then i feel obligated to follow through on them. psht. damn my conscience. fook fuck responsibility.
okay, so i'm on Warped Tour 2003 now, but not doing what you'd think i'd be doing. more like doing what everyone else SHOULD be. though i may have a band, and a kickass one at that, i left girls and my bass at home and i'm sticking around to hang with that foxy canoodian boy [info]sebxlefebvre and have his babies. oh, and apparently irk Pierre, too. it's okay on the home front, though. [info]jenny_mac_isaac understands how the way he says "fook" makes me all hot and bothered, so she was content with staying in maple leaf country. besides, she has the rest of our band to hunt down.

hey, guess who finally made it into [info]must_be_pop? that's right, this redhead right here. i think my own rendition of the funky chicken is in order.




...or not. i will say that it is cool, though.

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gotta get out of the suburbs... JOHNNY JOHNNY! [26 Jul 2003|11:43am]
[ mood | discontent ]
[ music | liveonrelease - johnny, johnny ]

what's this? [info]bif_naked_'s going away for a few weeks? that's so not cool and very much unauthorized by me. i'm gonna miss me some wifey action.

oh, and what's with all the lowercase? [info]colette_trudeau (aka colettuce) shocked me with her musical smilies. I AM SO JEALOUS. <3 i love my fellow canadian princess, though. she's making the sacrifice of letting me wear the fake pink jewlery from pretty, pretty princess while she takes the blue. 'lett rocks my sox, okay? yes, even if she does share a name with a vegetable.

yeah, i really didn't have anything to say. i just wanted to see if i could squeeze in an entry before my queen b departed. now if you excuse me, i have some major mourning to do.

... actually, i lied. one more thing and i'm done. just how hot is [info]josie_f? too hot for words, if you ask me.

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it's time to bring out the big guns. [15 Jul 2003|04:28pm]
[ mood | enraged ]
[ music | smile empty soul - bottom of a bottle ]

Guess what? I have two revelations for all of you lucky readers today. Number one-- forget about my revolt against capitalization. It's over. Prepare for some serious proper punctuation from yours truly. Okay, and number two: what the fuck does this bitch think she's doing by trying to override me? Uhm. How about no, kthnx? I mean, who does she think she is? Gwen Stefani or something? <3 Thank you, [info]natalie_halo for talking to Bif for me.
Okay. I'm going to take this opportunity to scream a hello to all the girls in LiveOnRelease. Was it just me, or did Brit delete? Dammit, and that chick was cool.

Has anyone seen [info]jenny_mac_isaac? That girl needs to update like whoa.

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bending, folding, thinking, talking, singing, sighing, wishing, dying [06 Jul 2003|05:59pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | finch - letters to you ]

i think this no caps trend of mine is getting a little old, but i could really care less. it's even beyond me why any one else would consider reading this, besides my macmamma, [info]jenny_mac_isaac, because she's my bandmate and it's expected she does things like that. notice how i feel the need to pimp her every 3.2 seconds (or whenever i update; whichever comes first).
shows have stopped, which is kind of sad because touring is like an addiciton for me. my bass is my baby, you know? when i'm not playing, it feels like there's something missing and/or seriously wrong with my life. haha, however, i don't think i'm missing the random british influences in my language-- like "mate", "git", and the stressive use of the word "bloody". yeah, i'm much more comfortable saying "eh". hey, i'm canadian. it's what's expected.

so, who's bored and wants to take advantage of my new rent-a-claire service? and if you call now, for a limited time only, you'll get a jenny free of charge.

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still no caps lock for me. [15 Jun 2003|10:35am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | puddle of mudd - she hates me ]

this thing's been dormant for a few days. oops? [info]jenny_mac_isaac (i <3 my macmamma) and i have had some serious girl time since we got back from the united kingdom last week (the tour kicked ass, by the way). there was much shopping and the consumption of way too many sweets as we canucks made ourselves comfortable back at home in the country of the maple leaf. uhm. as far as naomi's concerned, we seem to have misplaced her. so if you see our lord of the rings/legalos obsessed drummer anywhere, could you do jenny and i a grand old favor by capturing, packaging, and sending her back to our management team? thanks so much.

happy birthday, [info]billyxmartin.

edit - oh, yeah. how stupid can i be? <3 happy birthday [info]bif_naked_. i love you. :-D

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[11 Jun 2003|04:57pm]
[ mood | devious ]
[ music | nofx - glass war ]

guess what? i seduced [info]billyxmartin and you didn't.

losers.

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i'm against capitalization [10 Jun 2003|10:45pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | the ataris - in this diary ]

i hate introductions just like everybody else, so i'll try to keep this short and sweet. my name is claire blake and i'm the bassist for tuuli, one of those many all-girl pop punk bands in the music business today. i'm originally from canada, but i really love spending time on the streets of new york city. my dream is to take up residence in one of those high-rise apartment buildings.
i'm an aquarius. i have fire-engine red hair and blue eyes, and i'm not nearly as mean as i wish i was.

uhm. so. yeah. that's it.

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